Birthday Kings

 

Two Scorpios around me are having their birthdays today.
"Around me", literally. Because one of them is in Penang. Another one, Moscow.

 

This is Chong Kian Chuah a.k.a. Gordon a.k.a. YAXB Feirenheit, the 21-yr-old birthday boy.
Also our Chief of Federation of Extreme Idiocy (F.E.I.). Now interning in Intel Penang.
Our dear batch mate, known since July 2005. We'd just met him in Ipoh last weekend.

Some stories of him:

• In his first birthday with us, we bought him a c****m as present, thinking that he might need it (complete the word on your own, I'm not saying anything).
• In his second and third birthday, he had never escaped from being our "victim". Incidents like "toilet trap due to towel missing" would not be absent.
• When he was still with us (no worry, he will still be with us next July), he was the bully target of Xiyi on bed ... (interpret that on your own. Still, I'm not saying anything)

By the way, I do admit that he's a nice guy although he always gives us some funny and sexy thoughts. When he is serious, he can be constructive. He listens to your problems and gives advices.

Oh ya, he is still single now. Others singles are welcomed.
P/S: When he saw the announcement that I posted in blog, he commented that he's gay (same rule: interpret that on your own, I'm not saying anything).

Kian, sorry for no present this time, wakaka ...

 

Next, we come to Patrick, who is my god-bro. He doesn't like to show himself in public so I grab this photo from his Friendster. He's celebrating his 22nd in medical school, Moscow.

I knew him through magazine column in 2004. When we both communicate as co-writers through ICQ, he proposed having me as god-bro. But, we only met face-to-face in August 2005, one year after we knew each other.

Our relationship is pretty weird. Sometimes, he takes care of me as an elder brother. But sometimes, I give him advices as if I'm the elder brother.

Patrick is a casual person. He can go shopping with only shorts and slippers (with shirt also, of course). He can go everywhere and try on the massager. He can be honest to me on what he likes and what he dislikes.

=REMINDER! I risk my life writing the following paragraph. If any mishap happens to me, please refer to Mr. Patrick.=
=Yeah, Patrick, I'm writing this to you so you can't do anything to be, wakakakakaka ...=
But, nobody is perfect, and the same goes to him. He's pretty indulged in ... hentainism (Don't know what hentainism is? Check what "hentai" stands for in Japanese). He can be easily "excited" with some relevant words, especially "aluba" (NOT Aruba Island).
I am not sure whether he had been even crashed to pile with legs opened. But since he's interested in it, I might try that on him in future, hehe ...

Gor ... No gift for you also. But my birthday message is teleported to your place soon la ...

 

Okay, these are the two Scorpios celebrating their 21st and 22nd today.
Unable to celebrate with you both. But hope that you both can be happy in the coming year.

Happy birthday, Kian!
Happy birthday, Gor!